Dylan Moran - Like, Totally.
'But it does not seem that I can trust anyone,' said Frodo.
Sam looked at him unhappily. ‘It all depends on what you want,’ put in Merry. ‘You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin – to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours – closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends, Frodo. Anyway: there it is. We know most of what Gandalf has told you. We know a good deal about the Ring. We are horribly afraid – but we are coming with you; or following you like hounds.’
Earlier this year Rae (and me a little bit) ran a short course for high school students on geek/fan culture which discussed, among other things, fan behaviour in the YouTube community. After two days of talking about it, the teens came up with this song as a message to their fellow fans.